No, it’s not Syed and Christian on the Gaydar again, it’s another entirely unrelated storyline on EastEnders that requires hot young men to go down to small handtowels.
And this guy is not the only one: a total of four, let’s call them rugby spunks, come onto the scene as Jane’s – Ian Beale’s missus – new flatmates. And let’s bear in mind she smells of chips.
What it is is… Jane moves out after Ian said he doesn’t want any more babies (how old is she anyway? We thought she was well past that) and the bedsit she moves into contains four – count ’em! – hunky rugger buggers. A bedsit! Five people! Where does everyone sleep? What are they, Australians?
But never mind all that… who wants to see those boys lined up ready for inspection? Do we have a taker?…