So Jonathan Ross can have ‘Four Poofs and a Piano’, yet Graham Norton can’t even say this person has ‘lesbian hair’ (which he/she/it quite palpably does). It’s a crazy world…

My, what a fine looking lesbian!

It’s one rule for an overpaid fatty over whom people inexplicably continue to fawn, quite another for someone who actually is quite good at his job. For whilst Jonathan Ross continues to have the questionably titled (and lame, incidentally) house-band ‘Four Poofs and a Piano’, about whom he continues to make homophobic (and lame, incidentally) jokes about them taking it up the arse/the usual old bending over quips etc etc etc, the BBC has decided to reprimand Graham Norton for suggesting this picture (see above) looks like a lesbian. Which it does.

Now, we’re all for deconstructing stereotypes, but like that angry, potato-a-likey lesbian with lego hair who pushed in front of us in the queue for the chippy and then called us ‘dirty queers’ (er, pots, kettles) after we politely suggested it was rude that she pushed in; and then punched us repeatedly in the face (and drew blood, people. BLOOD!) after we politely suggested that with a weight problem such as hers a chip shop was probably not the best place for her in the first place, there are certain things you just can’t get away from.

Back to Jonathan Ross and his self-loathing Four Poofs. Now we’re all for equal opportunities slander, but whilst JR would never dream of making any slightly edgy joke about any other minority (not that gays are a minority. We’re up to 8 out of 10 now, you know) on his show – or indeed have a gospel band entitled ‘Four Niggers and a Harmonica’ – taking the homophobic piss out of The Gays is deemed acceptable. Unless of course it’s lesbians on Graham Norton, and we all know he takes the piss out of everyone. Not just Lezzie Bordens.

We’ve said it once and we’ll say it thrice, it’s a crazy world…

Oh, and if you fancy watching the offensive (in or out of inverted commas, you choose), jump the queer jump (it has a penchant for referential comedy and dressing to the left)…

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4 comments to “So Jonathan Ross can have ‘Four Poofs and a Piano’, yet Graham Norton can’t even say this person has ‘lesbian hair’ (which he/she/it quite palpably does). It’s a crazy world…”

  1. The fact that Ruth off-of Gavin and Stacey pulled him up on the fact he was stereotyping is enough of a reprimand, Nescafe?
    Besides, it was pretty funny.

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  2. Jonathan Ross should just do us all a favour and call it a day.

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  3. My my, me-me-me, those lesbians sure can get violent…!

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  4. All lesbians look like they’ve been drawn with a pencil.

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