We have no idea how we missed this (we have a job) and we have no idea what we were doing at the time (working) and we have no idea why girls (and some gays) continue to wear Uggs (natural selection. Byyyye!), but we totally missed Lauren Harries off-of former precocious Little Lord Fauntleroy-esque antiques boy-ling on Wogan now fully-fledged walking talking woman, doing a little turn on This Morning last week.
This woman is, according to the way things just are, a freak. This has nothing to do with the fact she’s a transsexual – why, some of our closest friends are transsexual. They’re just not our friends yet – but this mister-sister just happens to be a little lax in the keeping-things-sane department.
We give you Exhibit A. This clipette from last Monday’s This Morning. It’s nine minutes long and the piece du crazy-bitch is right at the end, best witnessed from around 8:45 – but have a little skip through the preamble just to get a feel for the piece. Then sit back, relax, and prepare to shit your eyes out. Funs.