Welcome to our new catchphrase.

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We have no idea how we missed this (we have a job) and we have no idea what we were doing at the time (working) and we have no idea why girls (and some gays) continue to wear Uggs (natural selection. Byyyye!), but we totally missed Lauren Harries off-of former precocious Little Lord Fauntleroy-esque antiques boy-ling on Wogan now fully-fledged walking talking woman, doing a little turn on This Morning last week.

This woman is, according to the way things just are, a freak. This has nothing to do with the fact she’s a transsexual – why, some of our closest friends are transsexual. They’re just not our friends yet – but this mister-sister just happens to be a little lax in the keeping-things-sane department.

We give you Exhibit A. This clipette from last Monday’s This Morning. It’s nine minutes long and the piece du crazy-bitch is right at the end, best witnessed from around 8:45 – but have a little skip through the preamble just to get a feel for the piece. Then sit back, relax, and prepare to shit your eyes out. Funs.

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17 comments to “Welcome to our new catchphrase.”

  1. O.
    M.
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  2. FUCK that’s hilarious. But what was that???!

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  3. ??????????????? barking.

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  4. I STILL AM FAMOUS! Really Norm/Norma Desmond! Was that Anne from Little Britain! Must find out more about this show 9 to 5 — eeeehhh, ehhhhh, AHHHHH! Performing as Celine Dion is a boy who is now a girl – Anne! My Heart Will Go on begins to play.

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  5. I j’adore Norm/Norma Desmond, Sylv… mwah.

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  6. I just keep watching it over and over and over again. I shirley just can’t get enough.

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  7. Wowzers.

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  8. She needs an intervention! Lauren is mad and her family is virtually a ‘cult’! Some rescue ‘er …

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  9. Oh good Christ.

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  10. Sweet baby-jesus WTF?? I am aware of Harries’ previous work ( http://www.amazon.co.uk/Little-Lady-Fauntleroy-Keith-Allen/dp/B0007TKR48 get it, get it now) but this is pure mental illness at it’s best. Please please mug a PR for details of this 9to5 thingum. Unless it was just a fleeting dream she had while zoning out to the sound of anyone else’s voice but her own.

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  11. COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY CUKOOO! WAS IT HER OR HAS SHE MORPHED INTO THE MOTHER?more fool this morning for booking the wrong transperson,she was fractious,rude,inarticulate,unintelligent and a disgrace and poor example to the trans world infact she actually comes over in thought expression as a right,RIGHT WING CONSERVATIVE MIDDLE ENGLANDER FASCIST! she lacks panache and inspite of the stereotype and polorised ideas of what she thinks a man or a woman should be,her mainstream conventional appearance does not disguise the fact that she is a complete freak she thinks she is important and is deluded that she thinks she is bringing something fresh to the world im glad that the great divine david cleaned her on stage,itv should have booked a class act on this occassion to illuminate the masses was April Ashley not avliable ot stephanie Lloyed both INTELLIGENT COHERANT CALM COOL AND COLLECTED AND VERY WISE! Lauren harries should never be consulted as the spokes person for transgenderism in all its multifarious splender.

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  12. Anyone ever wondered about Pilar’s identity? You just found it. Hey poodle.

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  13. The eyebrows look like that woman in Nighty Night. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9w5-5Uofo8 Skip to 9 mins. Hahahaha. Ha.

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  14. Oh MY! She has a myspace page and left the following message about her banning from the show! Completely crazy!!! http://blogs.myspace.com/laurenharriespage
    I have been on This Morning and yes I have been Banned?I wanted to make a stand and stir up a shock so that trangenders will not be forgotten.Phillip treated me awfully and no one has even asked me why I did a Anne for little Britain,also what it feels like to be banned,It amazes me how this has shocked so many people .But yesterday, a well dressed man sang to me in a carpark? it was lovely.Phillip treated me like I was a freak? if her were nicer? I would of not done a Anne.Holly just sat there and the whole thing was a none avent.But you will never forget it?

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  15. Oh no, it’s an ‘Anne for Little Britain’. That’s taken the shine off for me, somewhat. I thought it was pure, original psychoses.
    :-(

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  16. Tequilla, why did you have to blow my cover (among other things)?

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  17. I was confused. Now I’m confuseder.

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