‘Get married again? I’d rather be hit by a train’

Madonna and her bush years. Sorry, Bush years

Our Glorious Leader proved she was still our girl last night when she put in a sterling performance on the ‘almost worse than Jonathan Ross’ Letterman Show.

First up, she was brought in on the shoulders of a bunch o’hockey players (she said she’d never ridden a hockey player before), then she quipped that her marriage took her through the Bush years (“Well, it was a good time to be out of America”).

Asked if she would be marrying again – in the light of the rumours circulated by that know-nothing, gossipy ‘source’ – she said that she’d rather be hit by a train. Oh, and when Letterman said he’s always so impressed by OGL being on his show that he’s often embarrassed himself, quippeth Madonna that she too had embarrassed herself but it was because of the joint she’d smoked before she’d come out rather than being impressed by Letterman.

And then they went for pizza, Madonna with a look of utter contempt on her face. We just hope Barbra treats Wossy with the same level of disgust. See edited highlights over the jump…

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4 comments to “‘Get married again? I’d rather be hit by a train’”

  1. i love how she banged her head on the door frame. shame she wasn’t knocked unconcious. and the public clearly disgusts her. vile.

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  3. I like it that she has reverted to her American accent and gone back to being herself, instead of trying to impress that gangster-wannabe cunt. I’ve been listening to You Can Dance all weekend. One can never have enough synth and cowbells.

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  4. I love how she’s reinvented pizza.

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