Take those ridiculous clothes off.

Remove the clothes, then we'll talk...

We’d much rather see you looking like a twat and/or in a cage and/or in a surprise sex scenario, than a snooker player.

Alex Reid off-of Katie Price is so wrong, he’s almost right. But is it wrong to want to bum someone who’s wearing a waistcoat that Princess Anne could’ve run up from some bit of flounce she found hanging round Clarence House? (NB. How regal was that reference? We actually have it on good authority Clarence House is decorated rather tastefully these days. Camilla’s had a little re-jig and the results are Top McNotch, apparently.)

In a word, not really.

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  1. Tequilla Mockingbird says:

    I would totally have a go, but did he have to chose to look like a lesbian comidienne circa 1985? Ladies, am I right? Pilar- hit me with it!

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  2. Champagne for Lulu says:

    I think I’ve seen Victoria Wood in that exact same outfit. Either that or an electric blue padded jacket with rolled up sleeves.

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  3. Why does he always have that pained expression?

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  4. cluelessboy says:

    I love that KP is grabbing her crotch… not dissimilar to what I’d be doing if Alex Reid was holding my hand.

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