We’d much rather see you looking like a twat and/or in a cage and/or in a surprise sex scenario, than a snooker player.
Alex Reid off-of Katie Price is so wrong, he’s almost right. But is it wrong to want to bum someone who’s wearing a waistcoat that Princess Anne could’ve run up from some bit of flounce she found hanging round Clarence House? (NB. How regal was that reference? We actually have it on good authority Clarence House is decorated rather tastefully these days. Camilla’s had a little re-jig and the results are Top McNotch, apparently.)
In a word, not really.