Welcome to our new, new catchphrase

Croissaaaan'

It is – look, listen, learn – ‘Darling, would you pass me one of those chocolate-covered croissaaaaans. I had them specially flown in from Paris and I feel like indulging myself today.’

But you have to see Alexis doing it. And then you have to wonder how fresh a croissant baked in Paris (presumably Paris, France not Paris, Texas) would be once it had been flown 13 hours to Denver, Colorado, bearing in mind the trip from the Parisian bakery to Charles De Gaulle or similar airport and then the unloading and drive from Denver International to the apartment of Alexis.

Anyways, jump the jump and go to 3.59 and – backstory – she is celebrating just ruining a Senator’s life by revealing his affair with an underage girl… ‘One delicious croissaaaaan?’

ps. You can never have enough hats, gloves and catchphrases.

 

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10 comments to “Welcome to our new, new catchphrase”

  1. The great JC demonstrating the ‘Faye Dunaway in Mommie Dearest’ acting technique. Why does Alexis live on a council estate? I guess she is on the top floor … no net curtains though, dead common.

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  2. She EATS her chocolate-covered lines, Nescafe…?

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  3. Those french pastries would be staler than the sole of a flip-flop. No direct flights btw Paris and Denver mean a lengthy stopover somewhere….

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  4. “Hey there, Are you looking for business partner or wealthy great looking soulmate? To be a gold member to join [####__MarryMillionaire ,com___####] to search them out! we have more than 1200,000 members including: lawyer,CEO,manager,model,actor,doctor,hollywood celebrities,althlets,investors. it is totally Romance to communicate with each other,money is not important!”

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  5. You could toast them. Or make a bread and butter pudding out of them.

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  6. That would seem to suggest you are in the airline business Nolan Sis…

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  7. Alexis would have had them flown direct by private jet. Though I’m sure the pastry chef at The St. Denis Club or even La Mirage could have sorted out her croissaaaaan requirements.

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