So despite the thumping in our head, the strange taste in our mouth, the cunt on the bus and the general nausea, we’re feeling love today. Until we get started on that waste of twatty space, Jonathan Ross, in a moment or two (we’ll get the love out of the way first, then switch mood bonnets).
But how cute does Lourdes off-of Madonna look? Hmmmn? And how chunky do poppa Carlos Leon’s thighs look? Ditto his tits? And is that one of those Vitamin Waters Lourdes is carrying? Whatever for? And we’re even feeling Carlos Leon’s girlfriend’s rag-over-the-head-thing, even though we’d rather be feeling Carlos Leon. It’s all a bit much and we might just have to go and have a lie down. On Carlos Leon’s face, which he probably wouldn’t mind because he’s ever so accommodating. Ask anyone.