If there was anything viler than the vile gay that is Will Young on this weekend’s X Factory, it’s these two

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Obviously, Louis Walsh was already rubbing the precum around his entire glans region by the time they picked up the microphones on the very first episode of X Factory, but even we didn’t think he’d be so shamelessly after some young Oirish arse as to put these nasty, arrogant, tuneless twats through to the final 12. But then, as Cheryl quite hilariously said before they’d sung a note, ‘That’ll be a yes from Louis then’.

And so for the first time in recorded history (and hopefully the last) we find ourselves in sync with a whopping 97% of the readership of The Daily Cunt website when we say that they should not have got through: can’t sing, speak with American accents, are cunts and totally and deliberately sang over another contestant on this weekend’s show.

And while they were busy buttering Louis up, a rather talented and cute gentleman with not a bad voice was getting turned down by the when-we-last-checked talentless Will Young. Or was it Bruce Forsyth? No, it was Will Young and we know this because, despite the chin, he was wholly and utterly charmless.

See both ‘acts’ ‘performing’ over the ‘jump’. Sorry, jump…

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11 comments to “If there was anything viler than the vile gay that is Will Young on this weekend’s X Factory, it’s these two”

  1. OMfuckingG.
    Will Young and these two cunts on the same show. I’m amazed my plasma survived the night.

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  2. utter utter utter utter UTTER UTTER FUCKING CUNTS

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  3. I hope Simon Cowell thinks Louis getting his end away is worth making a mockery of the entire show or someone could be out of a job next year.

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  4. Ethan was cuter than cute, shame; the two little twats need a good bumming to quieten them down ..up to you LW

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  5. I would have fucked Ethan in a New York Minute. These 2 mutatations make me violent. I bet they won’t be so cocky when Louis is spraying them with old man jizz.

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  6. I hope their parents are thinking of drowning them. I include Will Young’s parents in that.

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  7. Twins are talentless on stage. Obviously better in the bedroom because one of them is wearing Louis’ Old Man Jizz in his hair like “something about Mary.” Beware – Louis entering the “BOYZONE”. Their first single should be “Edge of 17” updated as “edging at 17”

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  8. John & Edward … FUTURE.OF.ROCKPOPSHITE! They’re no Bros, are they?

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  9. I loved it when Simon said: ‘Hate them, hate them, hate them. If I get them, I won’t have them on my plane. I can’t even look at them.’ Not that I watched it or anything. I Sky Plussed it while I was out getting filled with Old Man Jizz.

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  10. Old man jizz?

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  11. Diana, it’s a bit like a trip to the Rotten Egg Buffet, but I can’t seem to get enough.

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