Nobody even think of kissing Jonathan Ross today: he’s got Barbra Streisland’s fecal matter all over his tongue.

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In a wide wide world of missed opportunities, can there be a misseder one than Jonathan ‘back to me’ Ross’s interview with Barbra Streisland (don’t forget that ‘l’) on Friday?

Things we learned over the hour that the interview lasted: Jonathan Ross is a big fan; Jonathan Ross has seen all her movies; Jonathan Ross loves The Way We Were; Jonathan Ross has seen The Way We Were three times this year; Jonathan Ross doesn’t like Up The Sandbox; Jonathan Ross’s daughter likes her nails long; Jonathan Ross thinks Kris Kristofferson is hairy even though he’s not (we learnt that bit quite a few times); Jonathan Ross thinks Barbra Streisland has a nice ass; Jonathan Ross has dogs; Jonathan Ross likes to dress his dogs up…

Things we didn’t learn over the hour that the interview lasted: anything about Barbra.

Not her political activity, her relationships with Clinton and Obama, her starting out in the company of Judy Garland and Liza (even though she tried to talk about it: ‘moving on…’), her gay HIV+ son, her life as a celebrity communist, her affair with Prince Charles. You could see it written all over her face: who is this schmuck (because she’s Jewish and that’s a Jewish word) and when does the interview start?

And does it ever occur to someone like JR that those levels of fawning are actually insulting as – not only does she get that from every fucking fan on the street – but it presupposes an ego that actually demands that everyone should prostrate themselves in front of her.

Oh, and the quip, when he gave her the dog collar present, that it came out of his own money and not the BBC’s… Did not everyone in the country get the figure of £18,000,000 – his salary (until this year) from… Her Majesty’s BBC – flash up in front of their eyes?

But don’t take our word for it. See the whole thing here (only if you live in the UK though. Sorry ’bout that).

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14 comments to “Nobody even think of kissing Jonathan Ross today: he’s got Barbra Streisland’s fecal matter all over his tongue.”

  1. Couldn’t agree more, although don’t you think she may have selected the questions? Also, should have been “faecal” if you’re British!

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  2. Jonathan Ross is a fucking disgrace. When will he get the sack? Useless and squirm-worthy. Does he have something on the BBC or what? Why else would they keep this cunt in their employment? Oof. Stupid, ignorant, idiotic, and an appalling interviewer. Did I say twat already?

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  3. It’s funny though, Brian, that they made a big point of the interview being ‘no holds barred’ with carte blanche to ask absolutely anything – and rather predictably he makes it all about him. I hope he gets a full bollocking from the Beeb for being such a moron. Then the sack.

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  4. Can we start up one of those No 10 petition things to get him removed from the BBC?

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  5. Jonathan Ross is a prick

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  6. And despite being diabolical, he always manages to maintain that smug look on his face, as if he’s thinking, ‘Aren’t I great! Yes, I truly am.’ Oh the irony.

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  7. Do us all a favour, JR, and retire.

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  8. I’m embarrassed for the BBC…

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  9. Oy! I want to beat him around the head with Brisket, then shove his face in lockshen pudding while ramming pot roast up his arse. What did we get out of that interview? Bupkiss peanuts, that’s what. I wanted to know if she truly has fucked all of her co stars, and just how, given that she is proper butters.

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  10. Wossy is a putz and a schmuck and I’d give anything to say the Kaddish for him.

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  11. Oh, JR. You smug little shit.

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  12. He could be worse. He could be Will Young.

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  13. Did anyone else notice (end credits) that her production company co-owns that broadcast? Do you realise how rare that is?!? Babs got the power! That means any footage used from that recording must be cleared by HER (the guest!) and not just the BBC alone. Get it, girl! It isn’t like “co-produced by HBO in America”; she, as a singular entertainment entity, had the power to negotiate control of the entire programme in exchange for appearing. Now *that* is industry power … if a slippery slope for the BBC to trod down.

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  14. Cor, didn’t know the above commenters mums’ were raped by Jonathan Ross! I think he’s alright!

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