You see darlin’, y’are a whore 2!

Lick it, bitch!

At last! Some good news? Good news? What are we saying? This is THE BEST news! Showgirls – one of our favourite movies of all time! Like ever! *does quick hand movement in front of face in celebration* – is to get a sequel! A really cheap crappy one! Set in Germany! Where someone younger and hotter will be coming down the stairs behind you (rent the freaking movie!)

It is to be called Showgirls: Story of Hope (because these tales of tails are always very uplifting), based on the character Hope from the original, who overdoses on coke (that’s c-o-k-e, and we’re not talking The Real Thing) and whose brother goes to Germany to take re-venge on those responsible.

Cue girls licking stripper’s poles, Poles licking girl strippers, strippers licking girls’ poles… all while wearing very long press-on nails, perspex-soled mules and pants that go way up their bums.

*rubs ice cubes on nipples*

See a slice of the original over the jump…

 

 

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4 comments to “You see darlin’, y’are a whore 2!”

  1. I’m frothing at the fanny (UK and US versions) I’m that excitement.

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  2. Nomi Malone looks better than a ten-inch dick and you know it.

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  3. How did that private footage of a private Lezzie Borden-style date I had end up on the internet?

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  4. That film taught me some valuable lessons in life. Like when asked where you are from, by a male suitor, simply yelling ‘DIFFERENT PLACES’ will suffice. And where possible, one should always tell men that they can fuck you, when they love you. But the most valuable lesson of all is that sometimes, you need to piss on someone, to give them a clue.

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