Don’t make our new boyfriend stand out in the rain! He may shrink!

Towel him!

Someone needs a bit of a rub down. Or maybe even a rub up. ‘Tis Taylor Lautner – or something like that – one of those new American celebrities we’re all supposed to have heard of but actually haven’t, snapped while auditioning for the role of our boyfriend (he did fine in the physical but we’re still waiting psychological evaluation reports)…

Simultaneously filming something called New Moon, which is probably about werewolves as it has the word ‘moon’ in it and True Blood has already got vampires covered, we’re just grateful they managed to cover up the love bites around his nipples with waterproof Touche Eclat.

They’re clever them make-up girls!

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4 comments to “Don’t make our new boyfriend stand out in the rain! He may shrink!”

  1. Did the m’kup girls also spray his hair with that waterproofing for suede shoes? Or is he really a wampire?

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  2. Butt ugly face, though I’d happily take the rest.

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  3. He looks like Jimmy Carr. Especially in the looks department.

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  4. Butters

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