God hates fags, sorry, fangs. *workie hands us the phone… it’s the Pope* Oh, sorry, God hates fags too. So God hates fags and fangs. Sometimes at the same time.

Could do with a spray tan, but he'll do

True Blood started last night on Channel 4 and if we hadn’t been swish-swishing around at the V&A’s new Maharaja exhibition (opens on Saturday fyi) we would have seen it at 9pm when it was on. As it happens we had to viddy it on 4OD – which we are officially in love with by the way – when we got in, and the verdict? Yay plural.

Fang-bangs, foul-mouthed bitches, sexual predator fry chefs, cute grandmas: True Blood has it all, including much bare chestage. We know we’ve mentioned it before (in particular that slutty Ryan Kwanten), but since it’s National Poetry Day we thought we’d mention it again. The link? Well these bodies are poetry in motion are they not?! Enjoy…

Ryan Kwanten…
Slut

Mehcad Brooks…

Buff

Alex Skarsgard…

Mmm, moist Stephen Moyer…

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8 comments to “God hates fags, sorry, fangs. *workie hands us the phone… it’s the Pope* Oh, sorry, God hates fags too. So God hates fags and fangs. Sometimes at the same time.”

  1. Frig me off now. This show is hot.

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  2. I was tuned in last night at 10pm, with my KY at the ready. This show is so hot, it’s more than likely to have been filmed on the sun. Any show that has the word cunt in it is ok with me. And I very much enjoyed watching him take her from behind while calling her all manor of whorey vampire fuckers. What I did not enjoy, was the 17 million ad breaks. They led to extreme chaffing. For myself.

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  3. Oh Tequilla, my favourite was also when he had her strung up from that hook while he violated her. Reminded me of one of your ‘soirees’.

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  4. Pilar, how dare you share secrets from our marital unit.

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  5. I’m just looking forward to that shower epidose. Oh look, I’m so excited my typing’s gone up shit creek – like I wish Alex Skarsgard would.

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  6. That Stephen chap looks like Jack from Lost, who I adore to the maximum. Dear Santa, please can I have them both for Christmas. Thank you.

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  7. When I initiallyy commented I clicked the “Notify me when new comments are added” checkbox and
    now each time a comment is addsd I get several e-mails witgh the same comment.
    Is there any way you cann remove me from that service?
    Thanks!

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  8. だからポジティブに考えて自殺しようよ。
    アップルのスティーブンは自然にある物質を見てコードを導き出していた。
    満州矢追純一・モルモン飛鳥昭雄・ハローバイバイ関・ムー・スピリチュアリスト・竹田恒泰・岡田英弘・渡部昇一・加瀬英明・小林よしのり・宮崎正弘 
    日本は日本文明ニダ。 
    言われてる程イルミネート自分は悪くないので(むしろデカ過ぎなくてイイ)ずっと使ってたんだけど、ネオサイト今日初めて使ってみた。

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