We predict a buffer future for Geri Halliwell…

Bigger tits and hair for all in 2202Well, actually, it’s the Daily Cunt that’s doing all the Mystic Meg predicting, or rather the Daily Cunt’s shocking in-house work experience’s dog – who they get to write this shit. According to the above Geri Halliwell wears the same vintage dress she wore last night, to an Oscar party in 2202. We can only sit and wonder with little pinky to corner of lip as to why she’s at an Oscar party in 193 years from now, but we’re glad to see she is exactly the same shade of Tango and is wearing exactly the same make-up.

We thank you Daily Mail for your constant flow of typos and grammatical errors.

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4 comments to “We predict a buffer future for Geri Halliwell…”

  1. I love the idea of the Daily Mail’s relationship with fact being ‘volatile’. Tee-hee

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  2. Aah, the Daily Mail such a great source for shit stories, like what fat, sorry, ‘real’ women look lik in celebrity clothes. Generally the result being, erm, fat.

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  3. It’s 2202 and the Spice Girls Final Final Farewell tour is on. Baby Spice SCREAMS don’t call me Baby no more from her wheelchair.

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  4. It also says, ‘And just two later, she checked into rehab’ Two what later? Seconds? Minutes? Men?

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