No we’re not wadda-ya-talking about Katy Perry and Russell Brand’s alleged love-stuff relations – although we’re quite intrigued by them and the conversations they might have over a candlelit nipple clamp. They no doubt involve sexual health clinics, fauxmo liasons, and that funny time Katy had a hymen.
No, our Friday morning fun – or FMF if you won’t – involves a husky dog being pressured into saying I love you, which reminded us of our date last night but the less said about that the better. Jump the Crufts-esque jump and watch doggy say the L word. S’cute, even though we’re not usually doggy people. Oh, you filthy sluts.