1) Will Young – Tracy Chapman called. She wants her voice back. b) Will Young – several small children in Latvia called. They want their hair back. 3) Jam.

Such delicious looking jam.

Look at that lovely jam on a lovely bit of toast. We can only dream, for our self-diagnosed wheat allergy doesn’t allow for such treats. Chocolate covered croissants are quite the other thing but jam on toast? Not on your nelly.

Talking of nellies, this is Will Young’s new video/single-ette, ‘Hopes and Fears’. We don’t like it. Why? Because it’s shit.

Another reason we don’t like it is because of Will Young. For Will Young is what is known in the business of acronyms as a WYG. Which stands for Will Young Gay. Definition? ‘Effete, pretentious, probably sibilant, a twat’. For, children, he is one of those. With knobs on. Shiny knobs at that.

But not ones to deny you the delights of sheer musical mediocrity, here ’tis the video of which we speak *puts fingers in ears*…

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6 comments to “1) Will Young – Tracy Chapman called. She wants her voice back. b) Will Young – several small children in Latvia called. They want their hair back. 3) Jam.”

  1. Will Young makes my skin crawl.

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  2. Ha, I love WYG…!!! It’s funny coz it’s true.

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  3. When will the lambs stop screaming?

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  4. How can a thinger have a lishp? I don’t underthtand.

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  5. I prefer to call Wildred Young ‘Old Mrs Grundy’.

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  6. Awwww! He’s having a baby like Ricky Martin! Ricky never let us see him pregnant.

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