Beware the man who buys himself a tub of creatine for he shall never wear shirt again. It’s an old one – Confucius, we think, or maybe Diana Ross – and certainly true when it comes to clothing designer Marc Jacobs, he of the body like your telephone doodle pad. We’re just suprised it doesn’t have ‘Remember: pick up liver for dog and buy mum’s birthday card’ on it somewhere. Maybe it does.
Here he is looking all dressed up no doubt with somewhere to go (boys’ bottoms comes straight to mind) in a celebration (read: publicity stunt) of/for an anniversary at NARS cosmetics. He is wearing lipstick and nail varnish which is automatically funny because he is a man and not a lady.