‘Oh, I’m sorry. Did I suggest you took it up the Gary?’

Down with the gays

So, while Kylie is in the US and A, taking money hand over fist from the gays, her sister Dannii, who has actually fronted anti-homophobic campaigns such as the one above conceived by – who was it again? – oh, that’s right… us! – has been had up for a vicious gay bashing. Or something.

What it is is… on Saturday’s show, when Anal Danyl came out to do his (piss poor) rendition of Jennifer Holliday’s ‘And I’m Telling You…’ sorry, that should be, ‘AND I’M TELLING YOU…’ (it’s the song that starts big and then BUILDS) and changed the line ‘You’re the best man I’ve ever known…’ to ‘You’re the best non-gender-specific-sexual-partner I’ve ever known’, Dannii pulled him up on it.

‘Seeing as the whole world knows you take it royally up the poop-chute,’ she said (we’re paraphrasing, naturally), ‘why wouldn’t you just admit to your bum-friendly ways in the song?’

So, last night, in a show with the dark shadow of Stephen Gately’s demise all over it, Dannii had to say she didn’t mean anything by it, everyone said that Anal had had a good old laugh about it himself and even Simon Cowell had to chip in with, ‘When I called Dannii a homophobic skank, it was only because I was being protective of my artist…’ (again, paraphrasing).

To see the ‘apology’ live in front of your very eyes, click here (as they won’t allow embedding – unlike Anal Danyl)… 

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15 comments to “‘Oh, I’m sorry. Did I suggest you took it up the Gary?’”

  1. Danni loves dem gays!

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  2. I have a refound love for Dannii off-of Kylie. So much so that Kylie should be renamed Kylie off-of Dannii.

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  3. You are a treat today me me me

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  4. I don’t really understand the hoo haa. We know he’s bi, don’t we? Is no one allowed to refer to that? Is it too shocking or something?

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  5. me-me-me kind of refer to it when they call him Anal Danyl

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  6. Quiz: when was the last time you saw Kylie Minogue doing anything for the gays that didn’t involve taking money off them?

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  7. It’s actually the opposite of homophobic. She’s saying he’s gay (bi? Whatever!) so why hide it? There’s nothing to be ashamed of, etc. Surely denying being gay is suggesting it’s a bad thing.
    So I hereby come out, screaming and shouting, in support of Dannii’s comment. And frankly Anal Danyl needs a smack in the face, so to speak, for treating it as ‘humorous’ when in fact it was quite the poignant comment.
    Three cheers and a tit-rub for Dannii.

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  8. Ooh ooh, I know the answer, Diana….
    NEVER!
    *congratulates self/fingers self, etc*

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  9. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I love Dannii Minogue.

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  10. It may be true, it may be false, who cares.
    But it is wrong for any celebrity to start quoting the papers as there are the font of all that is true, as i know soon there will be an occasion where Dannii is mentioned in a paper in a light that she doesn’t want to air in public.
    Also what does being bi have anything to do with how someone sang on the night

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  11. Anal Danyl is rather an irritant, non? Bummable, but irritanté all the same.

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  12. Of course Danni is homophobic, just as sure as I am that the Pope is a gay rights activitist!
    Many people might not be comfortable with Danni’s comment (it is sooo NOT a “snide”), she single handedly brought the issue of gay visibility and repression of speech to the fore.
    Of course this is not her intention. BUT I must say I LUUURRRVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEE Danni more for addressing this. Yes, people might not be comfortable about it but they’d just have to deal with it!

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  13. Paolo22 – she wasn’t quoting the papers you numbskull! He ‘outed’ himself at the beggining of the ‘competition’. I loved Dannii for doing that…
    Lily Langtry – could have written that myself dool! x

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  14. Could this all have been done simply to snatch the headlines back from Strictly Dickly and the racism row?

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  15. pilar – YES. I am very sure of it.

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