Look at this crazy telly gay. He’s out of control.

Such antics...!

Firstly, if anyone could tell us who this out-of-control telly gay is, we wouldn’t necessarily be grateful, but it would fill a void in our lives. One that is currently being filled by an almond croissant. Not quite chocolate-covered croissants (we will never tire of that. NEVER), but food, after all, is love.

Second thing: the hateful Miley Cyrus off-of hateful little shit. Breaking world news is that she’s stopped updating on Twitter. Well thank the baby Jesus and all who sailed in him.

Trois: Dear Crazy Telly Gay. Please don’t baby-wave at the beginning of your slot like a WYG (‘Will Young Gay’. Definition, if you’ve forgotten: ‘Effete, pretentious, probably sibilant, a twat’).

In conclusion: Jonathan Ross is back presenting The Comedy Awards. Oh fucking shitting wanking dear.

Oh ps. Wanna watch a whole load of bollocks about the personification of why the world’s gone to the dogs as brought to you by someone who presents with his hands? Oh why not…!

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5 comments to “Look at this crazy telly gay. He’s out of control.”

  1. I have no idea what’s going on. Who is this crazy gay??

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  2. mmm. i actually quite enjoyed that. though i will have to have a litle lie down now, my head is spinning!

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  3. Miley Cyrus is hateful. Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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  4. Miley doesn’t have a neck. Am I the only person who has noticed this?? It’s as if her vertebrae are fused. Ed Sullivan has more neck movement http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKcGQRShfNM

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  5. Oh god i hate that guy from utube he is not funny at all ive seen his vids 2 times TRIES TOO HARD TO PLEASE PEOPLE BLAH!

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