This is Tara Palmer-Tompkinson at Tatler’s 300th edition bash last night. We say bash, ’cause that’s probably what posh cunts who read Tatler say. Who reads Tatler anyway? Posh cunts.
But we have a whole lot o’ love for TPT. *tweaks nipple* The same can’t be said for the common or garden Ugg boot. *kicks trout in polyester tracksuit bottoms tucked into Uggs eating Philadelphia cheese out of her oversized pores on the No. 243 this morning*