When all else fails, do a musical

La-la-laYou’re not anybody unless you’ve taken the arse-phlegm of your career-slash-life story and cobbled it together with a few plink-plonks of piano to make ‘[Insert person/group/innermost thoughts]: The Musical’.

Next on the list of musicalised nonsense are the Spice Girls. In a move that is officially known as ‘milking the teet of fame to something resembling the shrivelled raisons on TPT’s upper-body’ the girls have been in talks to put their story on stage. Well whyever not. The other day we had a squiffy tummy after some bad Cumberland sausage then our cat was sick on the carpet which we had just had cleaned ready for mummy MeMeMe to visit. We put it to the nose-whistle of that bloke on reception, took it to London’s glittering Palladium and it went down a freaking storm. Susan Boyle played the cat sick. It was as if she was born for the role.

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5 comments to “When all else fails, do a musical”

  1. I didn’t think Cats was at the west end any more

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  2. I want to be in it! I’d be crab paste spice.

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  3. I defend SPICEWORLD: The Movie. It’s rather good [for what it is] … but I’m not sure about a musical. The only pop-world-goes-musical musical I’ve seen that was any good was the original London version of TABOO (‘cos the Broadway one was an entirely different show and *naff*). I saw TABOO in London and/or on the UK tour 5 times. (-:

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  4. Richard the Big Bunny – people who do backward smileys always make me wonder, ‘why have you done a backward smiley?’ Go on, put me out of my misery and tell me why. Go on, go on, go on, go on *Mrs Doyle*

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  5. … ‘cos on this website, a right-way-round smiley causes a :-) carriage return (typewriter speak, innit!?). “BIG BUNNY IN ‘LIKES IT WRONG-WAY-ROUND’ SHOCKER!”

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