If you are gay, you deserve to die – The Daily Cunt

Is this a cunt we see before us? 

‘Another real sadness about Gately’s death,’ reckons Jan Moir of The Daily Cunt, ‘is that it strikes another blow to the happy-ever-after myth of civil partnerships.’

Is it ’cause they had a couple of shandy boozes on the night in question and so deserve to die, m’lud? Is it because a third gent accompanied them back to their apartment for – one presumes – a little light recreational sex business and so they all deserve to die? Is the hand of the vengeful Lord visible in this whole sorry affair, while serial caners like Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty live on? Does that mean it’s because Gately was a gay he deserved to die? Well, short answer, yes, according to the Moir that is Jan.

‘The sugar coating on this fatality is so saccharine-thick that is obscures whatever bitter truth lies beneath,’ continues Jan Moir with her highly calorific (natch) metaphors. News flash! Some gay couples like to have fun, in a very open, honest manner, and sometimes with a guest star. Better than hubby schtuppin’ the home-help as Momma innocently pots jam in the kitchen whilst whistling the theme tune to Howard’s Way, no? No? Oh.

So, listen and learn kids: if you are a gay, and you think you are going to find someone to love and live with forever then you are R-O-N-G wrong (we’re using the same proofers as The Daily Cunt today).

And should you have the temerity to want to join in an unholy union with that other gay – maybe for reasons of tax or inheritance or all the other little perks that straights have been protecting for themselves since time began, maybe just because you love him in that sleazy, dirty way that gays love each other – then, unless you live your life like a PR exercise for the gays, rest assured that your partner will sooner or later be found in the prayer position with fluid on the lung, deader than your average doornail. As sure as eggs is eggs. And that’s a good thing, remember.

So do Jan Moir and all the other Daily Cunt readers (though, to give them credit, most of the comments on the Cunt’s website are pretty damning of the Moir) a favour and just kill yourself now.

Oh, you are? At a rate of four times the national average? Well, good. Carry on as you were.

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20 comments to “If you are gay, you deserve to die – The Daily Cunt”

  1. I love how an obese cunt pontificates about being a role model. I’d rather my child be gay than obese (and therefore first in line for a fatal heart attack) or indeed a hateful, bitter cunt.

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  2. Sad thing is, Jan Moir’s probably got a pay rise out of this.

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  3. And Jan’s career as a media celebrity hath begun… role out the rent-a-homophobe. I can see her on The Wright Stuff as we speak.

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  4. I think Jan and Amanda ‘I’m not a homophobe I just hate gays’ Platell are having a lesbian relationship. Would explain the anger.

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  5. I’m actually waiting for Amanda Platell’s ‘defence’ of Jan Moir in tomorrow’s Mail on Sunday. That will be fun for all the family. So long as none of ’em are gay, naturally. They’ll be out eating their dinner in the dog kennel.

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  6. Is it Sunday tomorrow then Betty? Silly sausage.

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  7. A gay man is killed in a homophobic attack in Trafalgar Square, Jan Moir suggests men deserve to die because they’re gay… do you think there’s a connection between the two, you ignorant, vile, disgusting, inhuman ‘human’ being? People like you, Jan Moir, have blood on your hands.

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  8. What a nasty little bitch this Jan Moir is. Unfortunately the Press Complaints Commission site is down, but when it’s back up chas and/or dave’s will be on there complaining. http://www.pcc.org.uk/complaint

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  9. Okay, so, someone on the telly calls his friend a ‘Paki’ in jest and in context and NOT actually on telly, and it makes front page news and people are calling for his head.
    A journalist actually says that gay men deserve to die in a national newspaper, whilst a gay man is murdered by a group of homophobes in one of the most famous squares in the world, and it makes page 17 of the London Lite.
    Oh.

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  10. Richard Littlejohn has his successor.

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  11. I’d like to think Jan Moir is panicking and fearing for her life right now. Unfortunately I fear she’s loving it all…

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  12. Stephen Gately’s become a bit of a martyr, hasn’t he? Wonder if the Catholic Church will canonise him?

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  13. Darlings, darlings, we can email complaints@pcc.org.uk

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  14. So…. I do recall the Daily Mail calling for Jonathan Ross, Antoine du Beck, etc to be sacked as well as their general and pretty heinous lambasting of Jade Goody over popadum-gate… I wonder if they’ll have the stregth of their convictions and sack Jan Moir? What’s worse is that the editors of this hate rag let her bile get through. Will they sack themselves? What a sorry, sad, pathetic excuse for a newspaper the Mail is.
    Not that we didn’t all know this already.
    Let’s march!

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  15. Look at how dainty Jan Moir looks in that picture
    *makes fist*

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  16. You can’t email this talentless fuck at the Daily Cunt website, however, she is a freelance ‘journalist/muckraker’ and can be contacted by email here:

    jan.moir@telegraph.co.uk

    Now show her how real, talented writers put down their thoughts…

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  17. Thanks Sis! Solidarity, etc…

    But the woman’s a fucking restaurant critic! http://www.areyoureadytoorder.co.uk/

    Stick to shoving Opal Fruits down your throat, cuntface. And choke on them while you’re at it.

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  18. Has she been sacked yet?
    What about now?
    Now?

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  19. Charlie Brooker’s response says it all … http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/oct/16/stephen-gately-jan-moir

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  20. http://www.votemoir.com/

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