They say divorce is third on the list of most stressful things man and lady-kind can go through, after moving house and spilling poppers in one’s eyes, which is stressful on so many levels – mainly the pain, the possibility of blindness and the knowledge that there ain’t nothing left and none to be sourced for miles around.
But poor Madonna off-of Now Officially Human found her divorce from Guy Richie Rich last year so stressful she contemplated jumping off a building. Oh boo, well at least she chose the most dramatic of suicide options, albeit dramatic and messy.
She told Rolling Stone ‘It was a challenging year. I may have thrown myself off a building. I think work saved me and I’m very grateful that I had work to do.’ And so are we because when we were within cunt-spitting distance from OGL herself at our very own personal concert she was ruddy great and ‘Celebration’ is officially our favourite song of the homo. So there.