It’s always nice discovering magazines for the mens then forgetting about them immediately. Some people might call that a hobby.
This one’s called August, which seems particularly churlish towards the other eleven, but then it’s tough out there, kids. Credit Crunchie Bar? More like Credit Finger o’ Fudge.
This one came to our particular attention a) because someone sent it to us and also b) it has one of those blokes off-of Twilight on the cover. And inside, which is quite revolutionary, you might agree. Next they’ll be asking the talent questions.
His name is Kellan Lutz. Which sounds like putz, which is Jewish for ‘dick’.
Which brings us neatly to our next paragraph, which is all about the fact that the Twilight franchise seems to have been taken over by Bel Ami. You know, pretty young things in a constant state of undress, bumming on yachts off the coast of Croatia. You know it. Know it. It.
Now let’s look at Kellan Lutz in a state of undress, bumming on a yacht off the Croatian coast.
August on the interdolly. Well, Facebook.