Jenson Button’s won bumper cars. So let’s celebrate with nudity.

One what?

Jenson Button sure is a button. And a jenson. And maybe even a bottom.

He’s also just won F1 which means very little to us except, ‘Why the fuck is Saturday daytime telly nothing other than sport, sport and sport? Hmmmn? After Saturday Kitchen you’re frankly buggered. Thank the Baby G for Living TV and rhymings. And thank Santa for shopping and gays’.

Talking of nice things, here’s a selection of pictures of Jenson Button not fully clothed. Which is the only we’ll have him. It’s not, actually, but sometimes there just aren’t enough hours in a day. This would be the nudity bit…

Let us help you with your... laces. Yachtings. Heterosexuality. It's just not natural. Er, get off?

*curtseys and/or white wees*

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2 comments to “Jenson Button’s won bumper cars. So let’s celebrate with nudity.”

  1. My dad tried explaining it to me once but really, even my mum can drive a car.

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  2. I wanna hit that harder than crazy hit Leona.

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