Jenson Button sure is a button. And a jenson. And maybe even a bottom.
He’s also just won F1 which means very little to us except, ‘Why the fuck is Saturday daytime telly nothing other than sport, sport and sport? Hmmmn? After Saturday Kitchen you’re frankly buggered. Thank the Baby G for Living TV and rhymings. And thank Santa for shopping and gays’.
Talking of nice things, here’s a selection of pictures of Jenson Button not fully clothed. Which is the only we’ll have him. It’s not, actually, but sometimes there just aren’t enough hours in a day. This would be the nudity bit…
*curtseys and/or white wees*