*sings* ‘January, February, I don’t understand; January, February, (why) don’t you come (around)’

Honey, red is such a good colour on you...

Really want to know what the heck Barbara Dickson was gibbering on about in her 1980 worldwide smash, ‘January, February’? Rugby’s Finest Hunks 2010 Calendar, that’s what.

*penny farthing drops*

It’s a veritable very nice collection of pictures of hot mens off-of the English rugby, and if there’s one thing we know about it’s… *ooh, cock…!*

Starting with January and ending somewhere around December time, you’ll find *counts* around twelve pictures of hot gentlemen callers. Some hotter than others, but then that’s the way the world goes round and if it wasn’t for ugly lesbians, we wouldn’t have Gok Wan.

After the break you will find – now this may come as a shock so please, find a hard surface – some pictures of hot men in naught but their skimpies, be that a little shorty-short, a lily-white towel (for now) or gruds. By which we mean gruds. By which we mean pants. By which we mean gruds.

*Moves to Blackheath* Three? Why, you're really spoiling us... Pants? Busy. 92 what? Inches? Blonds have more etc. Boyf #37462964 It's all about red shorts... Take the weight off your feet... Is that a rugby ball in your pants or are you just a big giddy?

One may purchase, ici.

 

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4 comments to “*sings* ‘January, February, I don’t understand; January, February, (why) don’t you come (around)’”

  1. Oooh several of those mens are wearing Aussiebums, they must surely play on our team and also subsequently run the risk of enraging that pillar of the community Jan Moir

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  2. That pair of red shorts seems to be being passed around among these gentlemen – please can I have those shorts when they’re all done with them, preferably unwashed?

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  3. Well thank you. Now everytime I spy little shorts I’ll be singing January, February in my best Barbara Dickson voice. It does not encourage men to come closer in their shorts. Could be because I insist on wearing the late 70’s early 80’s Barbara/Barbra AFRO wig.

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  4. December. White shorts. PHWOARRR! I didn’t really notice any of the others after that … (-: Spank me and call me Lucinda! :-p

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