Guess the arse off-of a famous (it’s Ryan Kwanten). Who? (Ryan Kwanten.) Who? (Ryan Kwanten.) Who? Etc.

'Chestnuts roasting on an open crack, la la la...'

Those familiar with True Blood and/or Home & Away will be familiar with Ryan Kwanten, off-of True Blood and/or Home & Away.

Now for a story.

Someone once sent us a letter saying:

‘Dear sirs,

Why does Home & Away produce so many internationally famous Australian actors? Tell me that.

Salutations,

Anon x’To which we replied:

‘Dear ‘Tard,

Home & Away produces so many stars as it is one of precisely not many Australian shows that have been going for more than the length of string from a town called Kabballah we’re holding in our hands right now, so it’s the law of averages or swings and roundabouts or six of one, half a dozen of the other. That sort of thing.

Toodle-pip,

Us,

*waves*’

Now let’s look at more (NSF some people’s W! Yey!) pictures of Ryan Kwanten (he’s very thrusty in the True Blood bedroom department, non?) after the break. Then watch him in a telly ad for Home & Away. Then decide what we’re going as for Halloween.

Such good posture. Such lily-white pants. Lose the gloves, then we'll talk. Going commando, we see... We've got the same pair. M&S, right? VPL. Oh hello.

 

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8 comments to “Guess the arse off-of a famous (it’s Ryan Kwanten). Who? (Ryan Kwanten.) Who? (Ryan Kwanten.) Who? Etc.”

  1. I saw True Blood for the first time last week, and yes, he really is thrusty in the bedroom. Oh how I would’ve like to have been on the receiving end of that.

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  2. I like galleries involving men. And pants. And men in pants.

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  3. Like a fine wine he’s improved with age …is he on viagra in True Blood or is it a pair of socks?

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  4. Son of a bitch. That is just… son of a bitch.

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  5. Not keen on the facials but the buttals, ya.

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  6. Tootoo hot.

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  7. Munty face, the rest is delish.
    Oh and I watched True Blood last night, and I think I’m bored.

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  8. I am partial to a bit of arse …

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