So in a piece that is in no way shape or form linked to Madonna and/or Guy Ritchie and/or King Edward I, it darn as well looks like Guy Ritchie, ex-husband-ette of Madonna, is related to King Edward I.
*falls off chair*
S’true. The 1911 census, which has been published online for the first time since 1832, says so. Quite how, we’re not sure. But hey and maybe ho. It also says Jude Law is descended from bakers. Which would explain his penchant for dough.
It also says get your own life and stop searching the past for a sense of self-worth. Or maybe it just says have one delicious chocolate croissant. Who can say.