Hot Ginger Nutter off-of Beasty Benders (that’s EastEnders to anyone who doesn’t speak to the left) has done a promotional video for the clocks going back this weekend, sponsored by Radox. Quite how a brand can sponsor time is absolutely freaking beyond our powers of understanding, but when we asked Mum she said, ‘Fuck off and ask your father.’
Backintotheroom. Hot Ginger Nutter is officially on our Top 100 Boyfriends list. Titian he may be, but as every strawberry blond knows, it’s what you do with it that counts. Low-lights, that is, and Rob Kazinsky can low-light us any time. Not sure what that means but talking of time, there’s more of it this weekend. And Rob’s trying really. Hard. To get the message across. And nudity is his tool. His cock’s also his tool but we’ll save that smut for the bedroom and the poppers for an apéritif.
So in a gingernutshell (when will the puns stop? When will the lambs stop crying? When will Lady Lloyd Webber see sense and cast us as the lead in Starlight Express?), Rob Kazinsky – over the course of one whole minute – walks through a very Cadbury’s Flake bathroom, disrobing as he goes, whilst telling us of the delights of an extra hour in… *fill blank* Basically he’s saying make the most of it and boy, will we ever. And ever. And ever, amen. *Oooh, men…*