Oh hello there. This is Paul Sculfor off-of Jennifer Aniston and Cameron Diaz and Next adverts and MeMeMe, K-I-S-S-I-N-G a man. As in a male man. As in he’s got a willy and everything and all in the name of some Italian film called Di Di Hollywood. And everything. Yay! Not sure who blondie is, and not sure about the thong, and really not sure about Paulie’s back, which looks like it could be secretly carrying an inch-or-so pinch of back-fat, but neverthelessismore, turn the virtual leaf for imagery of newly un-toned Paul and past-ly toned (and shiny and happy and leather-clad) Paul for a compare ’n’ contrast debate and/or fiddle…
And back in the day…
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cefinitely now rather than then. and excuse me… ‘an inch-or-so pinch of back-fat’…? do NOT start on that rubbish. i know where you live.
Has he wee’d himself in the ‘before’ picture?
I’m praying that’s not Steve Martin in the clinch.
I too would choose the now over the then. Very much so.