We won’t have Aussiebum in the house, but we will have cock in the house so it’s all swings, roundabouts, shillings and threepenny bits, really.

Much like religion and anything Ugg-related, we won’t have an Aussiebum pant in the house. We’ve been known to demand the removal of said offending item prior to entry, which is quite the skit if you don’t first allow the removal of a trouser or jean or similar. So much so, Living TV are making a show loosely based upon, well, it. ‘To Bum Or Not To Bum’. Or TBONTB. We were hoping to monopolise the phrase, ‘We have eight beautiful gays standing in front of us’, but Tranny Banks has trademarked the words ‘we’, ‘have’, ‘eight’, ‘beautiful’, ‘standing’, ‘in’, ‘front’, and ‘of’ - and frankly there’s not much you can do with just ‘gay’ and ‘us’. Stick an ‘R’ in-between them, however, and you’ve got a whole new retail concept.

So apropos of all of the above and gays and bumming and the fact that’s it’s like 70 degrees off-of F outside despite it almost being November which means we’re all probably GONNA DIE (note capitalisation) and cunts like this cunt will probably blame the gays, let’s look at a new promotional video from Aussiebum featuring the mens. Makes perfect sense to us.