Which star of stage, screen and crack den not only has a pair of tits like this, but thinks that a pair of tits like this are appropriate at an afternoon awards ceremony?

Oof!

No, it’s not someone off-of Hollyoaks. Not even someone from Liverpool. And it’s not a ‘star’ of magazines like Nutz, Zoo or other men’s titles with a ‘z’. It’s not Judy Finnegan. It’s not the late Princess Margaret. It’s not Angela Lansbury off-of Murder She Wrote and the best version of Sweeny Todd. And it’s not poetess Pam Ayres.

Before we reveal who is on the other end of tits that are plainly not her own work, we’ll point you to a clue: the very fetching jeans jacket pocket tattooed onto the upper slopes of those tits.

Now, jump the jump to see who pitched up at the star-studded (well, if you think Spandau Ballet and Justin Lee Collins are stars) and very edgy Q Awards…

Honey, put it away. You're scaring the [insert name of all vertibrates and invertibrates here]
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5 comments to “Which star of stage, screen and crack den not only has a pair of tits like this, but thinks that a pair of tits like this are appropriate at an afternoon awards ceremony?”

  1. Might have been a good idea to buy clothes that fit after “enhancement” surgery – pity the face wasn’t “enhanced”

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  2. That nipple’s the size of a dinner plate.

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  3. It looks like a bum

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  4. She is a total slag and no mistaking.

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  5. Dirty bitch. Go away now.

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