*traces tear down left side of face with forefinger*
At a time when the cunts of the world seem to be thriving on their combined hatred of anyone who isn’t them – especially if they’re gay, which seems rather churlish seeing as The Gays? They done nuffink wrong, ma’am! – it’s rather a heart-warming moment to hear that a woman who was dear to us all is doing wonderful things even when she’s off-of dead.
Yes, for Bea Arthur of Golden Girls infamy! The cunts have got it in for us! has left $300,000 of her own sweet dosh to the Ali Forney Centre, a NYC-based charity for homeless LGBT kids ie. Kids who have been banished from house and home because they’re gay. Frankly, parents should be singing from the rooftops if they’re fortuitous to have gay children – who else will put Momma in good lighting when she’s post-menopausal and using her cheeks as slippers? Who else will know the difference between a much-cherished Christmas gift and a bit of dirty talc from M&S (and a DVD of ‘You’ve Been Framed: The Outtakes’ if it’s a bumper year)? Who else will understand the two neutrals and a splash rule and won’t read newspapers backwards?
So anyway, Bea Arthur is/was/is/was/is/was a very nice person with legs as long as a piece of string, a voice not unlike your fathers, a sense of hu’ like your dirty mouth and a heart as big as a very big thing.
Bea Arthur leaves $300,000 to homeless shelter for The Gays,