We’ve said it once and we’ll say it thrice times… we’d bum this gentleman all around the world (and ay ay ay…)

Bear.

David Williams is his name. He plays rugby. Which is better than football, so there.

American translation: He plays rugby. Which is better than soccer, so there.

Australian translation: He plays rugby. Which is better than soccer, so there. Skinny latte. Flat white. Sons & Daughters. The beach.

Talking of Australians, David Williams is one of those. We can say that – some of our best friends are Australian.

And riddle-dee-diddle-dee-diddle-dee us this… why are rugby players the whole wide world over happy to strip down to their nads whilst simultaneously being well-educated and attracting spectators on the non-twatty/racist/homophobic ilk, whereas football/soccer players never (okay, rarely) strip down to their nads and are generally stooooopid and attract spectators of the twatty/racist/homophobic ilk? Hmmmn? We kind of gave the answer but a four-and-a-half minute dedicated slot on Newsnight must nevertheless be in offing…

And talking about all of the above – or not at all – there now follows a bunch of pictures of David Williams without his clothes on. Who knew that was coming? *puts hand up*

Won't be white for long... C(oc)K Ditch the towel. Immediately. Wet 'n' wild Oh hello. Nice silver ball.

And there’s more where that came from, here. Wethankyou.

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5 comments to “We’ve said it once and we’ll say it thrice times… we’d bum this gentleman all around the world (and ay ay ay…)”

  1. I would like to introduce everyone to my boyfriend…

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  2. Very nice bottom, it must be said.

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  3. Yum.

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  4. woof …I suppose he’s OK

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  5. better than that Armani Poster “soccer”Guy

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