David Williams is his name. He plays rugby. Which is better than football, so there.
American translation: He plays rugby. Which is better than soccer, so there.
Australian translation: He plays rugby. Which is better than soccer, so there. Skinny latte. Flat white. Sons & Daughters. The beach.
Talking of Australians, David Williams is one of those. We can say that – some of our best friends are Australian.
And riddle-dee-diddle-dee-diddle-dee us this… why are rugby players the whole wide world over happy to strip down to their nads whilst simultaneously being well-educated and attracting spectators on the non-twatty/racist/homophobic ilk, whereas football/soccer players never (okay, rarely) strip down to their nads and are generally stooooopid and attract spectators of the twatty/racist/homophobic ilk? Hmmmn? We kind of gave the answer but a four-and-a-half minute dedicated slot on Newsnight must nevertheless be in offing…
And talking about all of the above – or not at all – there now follows a bunch of pictures of David Williams without his clothes on. Who knew that was coming? *puts hand up*
And there’s more where that came from, here. Wethankyou.