Another celebrity fulfils their contract to shed real-live human tears imported from a Primark factory in Romania on the Piers Morgan Show (yourself up)…

Wah-wah

This time it’s Dannniiiii Minogue, sisterhood to Kylie with a capital Cunt, who squish-squished from her tight little eyes and snot-snotted from her pyramid nostrils about something or nothing that we might not or definitely will not care about.

And we just had a look on Wikipedia – source of all true facts known to man (we once read an article on there about Myra Hindley, which in the middle of all the horror featured the sentence ‘All fat people are evil’. S’true story.) And next in line for the show is Ronnie Corbett, who will no doubt cry miniature tears when Piers asks, ‘What’s the weather like down there?’ followed by Geri Halliwell, who when asked what ‘Zig-a-zig-ah’ actually means will probably break down and reveal some past abuse she’s suffered at the clutches of a man with a stutter.

*sigh*

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2 comments to “Another celebrity fulfils their contract to shed real-live human tears imported from a Primark factory in Romania on the Piers Morgan Show (yourself up)…”

  1. Liking Dannii’s hair at the moment though. Not liking the surgery so much.

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  2. If I was sat opposite Smug Piers Morgan for any length of time, I’d be crying, too.

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