Hello Gerard Butler. Is that a small bulge in your pants or are you just not very happy to see us?

*waves*

OMG, we’ve got that jacket! (We haven’t.)

OMG, we’ve got that bike! (We haven’t.)

OMG, we’ve got them trackies! (We haven’t. But we have some similar ones.)

OMG, we’ve got that silver-haired gent in the background! (We haven’t. Ours is salt ‘n’ pepper.)

OMG! Like, OMG! Like, OMG! Like, O.

Let’s look at a close-up of Gerard Butler’s bulge. FtheAofY’all, a more flowy fabric would be better. Like, you know, lily-white cotton, diaphanous if possible, drawstring waist, easy access, side-pocket for loose change, bent at the knee. 

*goes in for closer look*

 

 

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6 comments to “Hello Gerard Butler. Is that a small bulge in your pants or are you just not very happy to see us?”

  1. A bulge is a bulge is a bulge. Thank you Gezza.

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  2. Ooh, there’s about 4 years worth of wank material wasted. I’m not gonna lie to you me-me-me. I wanted more. a LOT more. But thanks for the effort. Next time, fry a BIGGER fish. I’m not entirely sure that it’s not a camel toe he’s got in there.

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  3. Hmmn. Quite pathetic really. Seen bigger ones down at Toys R Us.

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  4. He’s wearing that bulge rather high, don’t you think?

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  5. He has the look of Ricky Butcher about him.

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  6. He recognized you that’s why is impossible to be bigger

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