Just when you thought you couldn’t possibly hate Peaches Geldof any more, she becomes a Scientologist

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OK, we’re not expecting much from a person whose parents were a gobby rock has-been and a tarty old tart, but even we are surprised that Peaches Geldof – or PG Tit, as she shall be known – is stupid enough to join the Scientologists.

Just when Hollywood film-maker Paul Haggis is hanging up his pointy hat and light sabre because he finds the Scientologists to be homophobic for supporting the anti-gay-marriage Proposition 8 last year (why did he think Tom ‘Thumb’ Cruise was a member?), Peaches finds that homophobia and spacemen are the way forward. You know, spiritually speaking.

‘You had allowed your name to be allied with the worst impulses of the Christian Right,’ said Haggis in a letter of resignation to the ‘Church’. ‘Despite all the church’s words about promoting freedom and human rights, its name is now in the public record alongside those who promote bigotry, intolerance, homophobia and fear.’ And jumping on sofas on Oprah.

Meanwhile… ‘I feel like I needed a spiritual path and I was looking at different things,’ said the Partying Potato in between getting married, getting divorced, getting pissed and DJing down Circus of a Friday night. ‘In the end, it’s all about making yourself a better person.’

Now, does anyone have any tips on how Peaches Geldof could go about making herself a better person?

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8 comments to “Just when you thought you couldn’t possibly hate Peaches Geldof any more, she becomes a Scientologist”

  1. I do… get her to stick her head in the oven…

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  2. Is there no end to this girl’s stupidity?

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  3. Suicide is the answer. Drink the Kool Aid girl.

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  4. What with la belle France and now Peaches, is it the end of Scientology as we know it? …hope so

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  5. Don’t know who to feel more sorry for… oh wait. Yes I do.

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  6. She’s such a pointless trout.

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  7. Really? REALLY? Are we concerned for her well-being and immortal soul? No? Feck it then … (-:

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  8. Ah well i think it’s safe to say this is the beginning of the end for the crazy Thetan loving scientologists.
    Also can anyone even name a single useful talent Peaches “oh look my daddy used to be famous” Geldof has?

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