Poppa?

*reaches for drawstring*

First off, that pal of ours who’s just signed up to AA… Very courageous ‘n’ all, but we’ve lost enough people to that disease and besides, there’s a lemon drop sitting here with your name all over it. The name which shall remain anonymous, the dirty thieving alcoholic bastard.

Secondly, seconds. Don’t you just love ’em?

Trois-ly, ‘im up there *waves*

Fourths… apparently, ‘im up there is called Phil Baroni. Mmmm, bacon. We’ve got another picture of him after the break, in which he kind of looks a bit, well, knobby. Not to worry. Anyway, it’s all rather spooky because there’s a back bottom sitting here with Phil’s name all over it. And it’s Halloween. You can’t make this shit up!

*fiddles with a big broom*

Oooh, inne strong!

Er, sunglasses?

 

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6 comments to “Poppa?”

  1. Poppa sounds like poppers.
    Mmmmmmmmmm, poppers.

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  2. I might bum him for halloween.

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  3. I am renaming him Mr Sexy Delicious.

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  4. I hope he’s at The Vidge this evening. I’ll hold his candle.

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  5. He looks like he should be auditioning for Mr Eagle down, well, The Eagle.

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  6. And he was tested positive for steroids! Hurrah! Who likes nature? Not I!

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