First off, that pal of ours who’s just signed up to AA… Very courageous ‘n’ all, but we’ve lost enough people to that disease and besides, there’s a lemon drop sitting here with your name all over it. The name which shall remain anonymous, the dirty thieving alcoholic bastard.
Secondly, seconds. Don’t you just love ’em?
Trois-ly, ‘im up there *waves*
Fourths… apparently, ‘im up there is called Phil Baroni. Mmmm, bacon. We’ve got another picture of him after the break, in which he kind of looks a bit, well, knobby. Not to worry. Anyway, it’s all rather spooky because there’s a back bottom sitting here with Phil’s name all over it. And it’s Halloween. You can’t make this shit up!
*fiddles with a big broom*