Alex, honey, you’re enjoying this sort of thing a little too much. And a little too often. Which brings us to our theory about Mr. Katie Price…

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Here’s Alex Reid, the cage fighter who ‘goes out with’ Katie Price showing off not much in the bulge department but a very nice back view (which looks to us as if it’s been shaved ready…)

It was hallowe’en, Katie was done up in rubber and not to be outdone the ‘boyfriend’ stepped out a vision of fishnet and pvc boots. So, why all the ‘inverted commas’? Because of our theory.

What it is is… we think that Alex is in fact one of Katie’s many gay mates doing beard duties to lend credibility to the split story, which is just one of the ‘downs’ in the up’n’downery that is by definition the life of tabloid stars. Without the downs there would be no resurrections. Like the one predicted for around Christmas, when we think Jordandré (TM) will be back bigger than ever with some nice magazine covers to tide them over the Christmas festivities.

Oh, and Alex? Bottom, definitely.

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2 comments to “Alex, honey, you’re enjoying this sort of thing a little too much. And a little too often. Which brings us to our theory about Mr. Katie Price…”

  1. MMMM, hot.

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  2. Do not like!!! *vomits*

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