Are you a Christian? Do you sometimes like looking at boys’ bottoms on-line? Do you know that every time you look at boys’ bottoms on-line you are crucifying the little baby Jesus all over again? Well, now there’s something to help…

You still want to look at boys' bottoms?

It’s a handy-as-all-hell Christian Cock-Blocker for your interweb!

The pain-free alternative to electric shock treatment for the God-bothering pussies amongst us – every time the dirty bastards log on with the intention of jacking off, a warning appears telling said sexual miscreant will, if any flicking off were to occur, be crucifying the Baby G all over again. But it’s only a little light masturbation! Jeeze…

But poor old Baby G…… just how many times does the ensembley-challenged son of God have to get nailed to that damn thing? It’s hardly a Tempur mattress!

So our mission is clear. Spare a thought – touching yourself inappropriately whilst you do, if need be – for those 934 fucked up souls (see above visual) who like nothing better of an evening than to log on to www.bummedbytheboss.com (whilst, in the background, The One Show’s Christine Bleakley is mouthing something about fabric softener), heads full-to-bursting with images of His Royal Highness the Jesus off-of Christ Our Lordy Lord doing his business on the big wooden thing. It’s enough to send you crazy with a side of bonkers.

Oh, but before you do, repeat after us… ‘All human instinct must be crushed! All human instinct must be crushed! Stacey for X Factor! All human instinct must be crushed!’

 

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4 comments to “Are you a Christian? Do you sometimes like looking at boys’ bottoms on-line? Do you know that every time you look at boys’ bottoms on-line you are crucifying the little baby Jesus all over again? Well, now there’s something to help…”

  1. Those Christian fundies really do want to take all the fun out of life. Just kill yourselves now!

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  2. ‘Flee sexual immorality’? Honey, it’s only immoral if you believe that bollocks…

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  3. I just guffawed aloud at work — I AM DELIGHTED !!! :-) I will be adding this at home. Rather than be annoyed, I will laugh (& often) each time I’m ‘warned’. HURRAH! This ranks right up there with videos of people washing their cats and/or “catching the holy spirit” on YouTube for sheer entertainment value.

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