Things we learned from Fearne Cotton Meets… Peaches Geldof.
Peaches Geldof is retarded, lumpen, deluded, wet, useless, rude, talentless, corpulent, ineloquent, charmless, haggard, ragged, moon-faced, portly, brain-damaged, a cunt.
So nothing new.
ps. If Scientology makes you – and we’re quoting the Partying Potato (TM) herself here (with a wanky transatlantic rising intonation) – ‘like, a better person’… what the fuck were you like before, Peaches Geldof? Like?!
pps. And Fearne Cotton? Ooof. Another puff-piece masquerading as hard-hitting journalism. Where was the question on everybody’s lips? ‘You are one of the most detested women in Britain. Discuss.’