Is this Anal Danyl’s gentleman caller?

Danyl is SO the bottom

He may have bust out in tears at the weekend after Louis called him ‘vile’ (because primordial dwarf Louis is a very good judge of who’s vile and who’s not, right?) but X Factory’s Danyl ‘Anal’ Johnson looks happy enough here as he clutches the hand of a gent who looks a little like a young Andrew Ridgley in a nice brogue.

Not sure about the flip flops he’s rocking on a November’s evening and we’re still slightly unnerved by the Will Young jawline, but we would like to say that while dirty Will Young had to be dragged screaming (and we’re referring to his singing ‘voice’) out of the closet when the News of the Screws bought up some stories on him, at least Anal has been out and about since day one, even if he is a teacher of small children *the smell of burning wafts in the window after a couple of religious types in north London self combust*

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5 comments to “Is this Anal Danyl’s gentleman caller?”

  1. i can’t look at him. he has the most enormous mouth and a big fat tongue. vile indeed.

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  2. It’s the rolled-up jeans that cause me most offence. Is he on the Algarve?

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  3. how funny Pilar. he has his dry cleaning done at Faro Stain-Away.

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  4. Is that the Eartha Kitt from JLS with him?

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  5. I can’t look at him either. Where do you even buy a mouth in that size? Do you remember the 90s advert for the Reach toothbrush with the man who had an ordinary brush but had a flip-top head? Nuff said.

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