Nice people

Nazism, much?

Isn’t it heart-warming – ladies, gentlemen and others –  to hear what the cunts of the world are coming up with next to rid themselves of those pesky gays. And by Jove, they aren’t half pesky!

For today, in the thoroughly modern nation known as Jamaica – a place where it doesn’t really matter how many people are brutally murdered merely for being, gasp, homosexual so long as there are nice couples in Next underwear drinking pina coladas out of coconut shells to a soundtrack of ‘I’ve Had The Time of My Life’ at Sandals – is ‘Gay Eradication Day’.

Hooray!

F’yes, in that quaint town of East Kingston, Jamaica (Kingston, Surrey should sue!), residents have decided to take drastic action to eradicate (you heard it, eradicate. No half measures for those Bacardi drinkin’, good times lovin’, happy-go-lucky Jamaicans!) the gays. By whatever means.

The East Kingstonians gave all gays a two-week notice to flee the community, or else – and that two weeks is up up up! Today! Not yesterday, not tomorrow, but today. And those that do not leave will ‘suffer the consequences’.

The residents taking part in the gay termination say they’re simply FED UP with them dastardly gays. Fed. Up. Poor souls, they should take up knitting… It’s all the rage down Anger Management. Anyways, they’re taking this drastic action in an effort to keep their community from falling into disrepute.

Er, pots? Kettles?

Apparently, one of the main problems is a local hangout frequented by lesbians, who ‘kiss, hug and even touch each other.’

Well, when you put it like that…

The residents of East Cuntston, Jamaica say they will not stop until their community is ‘gay free’.

It’s all very Final Solution, n’est-ce pas? Next stop, gas chambers…

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6 comments to “Nice people”

  1. Hideous and vile, but actually dates from 2007 (although for some reason it’s surfaced on Facebook again): http://www.jamaica-star.com/thestar/20070426/news/news1.html

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  2. Oh, I thought it was today too… I saw it doing the rounds on Facebook, see.
    But the point remains the same… Jamaica is a beyond vile, homophobic nation and, like South Africa under apartheid, should be boycotted.

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  3. What would happen if the residents of East London decided that all Jamaicans should be eradicated from the city or ‘face the consequences’?

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  4. Well said, Pilar and co.
    I stopped speaking to my friend who went on holiday to Jamaica. For reals. And she didn’t get it at all. If she’s that thoughtless and unethical (and stupid), I don’t want her as a friend…

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  5. I love it when you do politics, me me me…

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  6. “Yu nuh si seh dem waa mash up di place an gi wi bad name, me haffi protect my yute dem from dem type a influence deh,” one resident said “”
    Oh that’s made my day!! x

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