Other things you ought to know apart from the fact that we love full-stop her, include:
– Lady Gaga. J’adore, etc.
– The ACE (Accessories Council Excellence. Oh) Awards, London’s Glittering New York.
– c), maybe d), but most definitely e).
– Did anyone see ‘Life’ on Her Majesty’s BBC the First last night? Those pretty little sea dragon things with the creepy eggs on the outside? Who knew.
– We’re debating f) as we speak.
– Agyness Deyn was also there, but we don’t need to see that.
And in conclusion, imagine your shag trying to pull that lot off as you’re prolapsed on the bed/couch/gutter after a night on the shandy booze…