Apropos of fuck all. Except nipples.

Desperate Househusband

This is James Denton off-of Desperate Housetrouts, the television show which sign-posts ‘comedy’ moments with rump-a-pump-pump music. Which says a lot for its demographic.

And by the looks of things, he’s stumbled across EasyBeach.

And by the looks of things, he’s got a nipple thing going on. We, personally, don’t. We kinda wish we did, however. You know those people whose nips are wired up to their whole sex thing and a mere tweak here or, ooh, there you go! can be the difference between tender lover* and power top? That’s the one.

*Tender lover is a euphemism for ‘can’t get it up’. Somehow… cute. 

Now let’s look at James Denton, supine, with a up-shorts view. Somehow… pervy.

*pops on 3Ds...*
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