Well, if we’re bumming it’d be rude not to go with the familiar ‘tu’ pronoun. So, we stand corrected – je tu want to bum, a whole load of beaucoup.
And talking of a whole load of whole load, we would like to take this opportunity to bring you a collection of pictures of David Ginola off-of football in the jack-diddly-squat. That’s naked to you and us. ‘Nude’ is a bit too Calendar Girls. Considerably bigger buns, etc.
And talking of buns, here’s David’s…! Seamless, Nescafé?
For the pedants amongst us, these sweet little pics are taken from a show called Naked Britain on London’s glittering Sky 1. Also known as Our New Favourite Show. Hello. Oh that rhymes. Chimes. Limes. Cheese.