We knew we liked Barack Obama for more than just his fondness for the gays and his rude-sounding surname, and now we know why. He has a lovely vegetable patch in that thar White House, which First Ladyette Michelle Obama is seen enjoying rather royally in new reality TV series, Iron Chef America. We know! Politics? Television? Popularity? It’s an outrage and a slippery slope of an outrage at that! Before you know it, the general public will actually like politicians and actually be interested in politics and actually vote. What on earth could be good about that?
Oh ps. Barack is hung. You can just tell.