Are your nadgers slick and funky? Is there a stank on your cojones that has people backing away with handbags over their noses? Then we have the product for you

Mmmm, dericious

It’s called – what else? – Fresh Balls (you know, like in tennis when they get some ballboy to throw on a ball fresh from the tube?) and it is something for those of you (not us, YOU!) who get moist and fungal around the scrotal area – and let’s face it, there’s nothing quite so likely to make you revisit your three-bean wrap as the smell blowing off of a sweaty bollock.

We don’t know how much it is, we don’t know where you get it, we don’t actually know whether it’s a powder, a cream or a liniment but we do know that we like it and would like you to buy some.

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One comment to “Are your nadgers slick and funky? Is there a stank on your cojones that has people backing away with handbags over their noses? Then we have the product for you”

  1. Ew. Just … no. I *like* the smell of a man! A LOT. If you don’t respond to male pheromones, are you sure you’re gay?

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