It’s called – what else? – Fresh Balls (you know, like in tennis when they get some ballboy to throw on a ball fresh from the tube?) and it is something for those of you (not us, YOU!) who get moist and fungal around the scrotal area – and let’s face it, there’s nothing quite so likely to make you revisit your three-bean wrap as the smell blowing off of a sweaty bollock.
We don’t know how much it is, we don’t know where you get it, we don’t actually know whether it’s a powder, a cream or a liniment but we do know that we like it and would like you to buy some.