Oh no, that’s just mean.
No but really, imagine it without the hair!
Oh no, seriously. Mean. With a capital ‘pig in a wig’.
No but, c’mon. Chelsy. Without it. *covers eyes*
It’s like Momma always said, ‘You can’t polish a turd. But you can put it in a condom, stick in in the freezer overnight, remove the following morning and play with it in an adult fashion with her adult companion, much like a famous singer of songs who may not have been a lady but was all woman, was alleged to have done. Alleged, people. Alleged. A. Ledge. A ledge. Ledge.’