So, you know that Miss California who said she didn’t believe in gay marriage because of the little baby Jesus? Well, turns out she’s a dirty porn star. Which apparently Jesus is OK with now he’s had time to get used to it

Dirty girl!

So, it turns out the whiter-than-white, squeakier-than-thou, never-been-kissed, Jesus-loving, free-speech-spouting beauty queen known as Carrie Prejean is a dirty porn slut. Indeed! Who ever would have guessed that a Christian would also be a hypocrite?

Yes, adult entertainment lovers. While Miss California was lowering her eyes modestly and saying that her god (lower case, god – get used to it!) was telling her it was wrong for same-sex couples to have the same inheritance and adoption rights as even the lowliest whore (we’re thinking someone like Britney Spears), it turns out she was also banging one out in front of a camera. Yep, top-grade flange-to-lens action, French manicure, the works.

It kind of puts the kybosh on her $1 million lawsuit against the company that owns the Miss California thing for apparently firing her because of her beliefs – ‘I believe that marriage should be between a man and a woman … that’s how I was raised.’ Yeah, we think it’s becoming quite clear how you were raised, dear. Miss California Inc, or whatever Donald Trump’s pageant company is called, were counter suing saying that not only did she not tell them she had fake tits (it’s in the contract, bitch!) but refused to attend the gigs they set up for her.

Now she’s been caught with her hand in the cookie jar (so to speak), she’s decided (apparently it took 15 seconds!) to drop her case as she had signed a contract guaranteeing that there were no nude photos of her out there. And pounding away at your front bottom while someone films it is apparently deemed to count as nude photos.

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5 comments to “So, you know that Miss California who said she didn’t believe in gay marriage because of the little baby Jesus? Well, turns out she’s a dirty porn star. Which apparently Jesus is OK with now he’s had time to get used to it”

  1. Hahahahahahahahahaha, highLARIOUS.

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  2. Too stupid for life.

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  3. She is what is known in the business as a retard.

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  4. SKANK…i love i when haters like her get their CUMuppance !

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  5. This is all simply *stellar* !!! At this point, one can assume that any overzealous anti-gay bigot has a dirty, DIRTY past … at least in America. The list is becoming a bit endless!

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