Just as no man with a bicep that passes a certain circumference is allowed – by law! – to wear a long sleeve and no man with a tattoo on his calf is allowed – again, by law! – to wear long trousers, be it ever so cold, no gay man with a half decent tummy is allowed NOT to sporadically lift his sweater or T-shirt to show that tummy and hopefully a whole bunch of pubes and a rinky-dinky pantie band off.
Here is Anal Danyl observing that rule to the letter after his triumph on X Factory at the weekend. And is it just us, or did we prefer him cocky to meek?